<div id="blockColorblindContent"></div> Have you ever added a strange fact to a book? How does a teacher inspire their students? How do I figure out if NASA has aliens? Do lobsters feel pain? How do I focus on one book at a time? How do I keep my family from bringing a siege engine to my wedding? How do I tell someone my name without embarrassing them for getting it wrong? Is only ever wearing one color attractive? How do I get to know my new city? Is being in a spoon cult an interesting enough fact when I introduce myself? Hank Green and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div>

  Have you ever added a strange fact to a book? How does a teacher inspire their students? How do I figure out if NASA has aliens? Do lobsters feel pain? How do I focus on one book at a time? How do I keep my family from bringing a siege engine to my wedding? How do I tell someone my name without embarrassing them for getting it wrong? Is only ever wearing one color attractive? How do I get to know my new city? Is being in a spoon cult an interesting enough fact when I introduce myself? Hank Green and John Green have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter 

Dear Hank and John

Bouquet Trebuchet (Live in Raleigh, NC!)

<div id="blockColorblindContent"></div> How do I stop losing forks? How do I handle my cat's internet fame? What's your favorite bird? How do I quit my job? What do I do when my job runs out of pasta? Why do some chairs have butt grooves? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div>

  How do I stop losing forks? How do I handle my cat's internet fame? What's your favorite bird? How do I quit my job? What do I do when my job runs out of pasta? Why do some chairs have butt grooves? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter 

The Hot Love of Angry Pigeons

<div id="blockColorblindContent"></div> Should I go to a concert if my recent ex will be there? How do book blurbs work? Can a two-person book club even function? How do I become a better writer? How do I entertain myself while stuck in a department store? Should I feel guilty about making less money than my partner? How do I help my parents understand that Amsterdam is safe? John Green and Sarah Urist Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div>

  Should I go to a concert if my recent ex will be there? How do book blurbs work? Can a two-person book club even function? How do I become a better writer? How do I entertain myself while stuck in a department store? Should I feel guilty about making less money than my partner? How do I help my parents understand that Amsterdam is safe? John Green and Sarah Urist Green have answers!If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter 

You Don't Know When the Sickness Is Coming (w/ Sarah Urist Green!)

<div id="blockColorblindContent"></div> How do I cope with my unrequited love for Timothée Chalamet? Why have I started exclusively reading non-fiction? How can I both support and express concern for my mom's world-class Candy Crush skills? What's the expiration date on a frozen turkey? How can I tell if my fiancée thinks my grandma starred in The Sound of Music? How do I keep a journal? How do I entertain myself without looking at a screen? How do I feel better about accidentally growing the wrong plants? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div>

  How do I cope with my unrequited love for Timothée Chalamet? Why have I started exclusively reading non-fiction? How can I both support and express concern for my mom's world-class Candy Crush skills? What's the expiration date on a frozen turkey? How can I tell if my fiancée thinks my grandma starred in The Sound of Music? How do I keep a journal? How do I entertain myself without looking at a screen? How do I feel better about accidentally growing the wrong plants? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter 

You Say Banana, I Say Banana (w/ Rosianna Halse Rojas!)

<div id="blockColorblindContent"></div> Where do I start with Star Trek? Where does water go when I turn the faucet off? Why does my nose produce more snot when I cry? Should I ask permission before I sharpen my roommate's knives? How do I become less emotionally attached to a statue I don't own? Is it okay to wear white to a bride-less wedding reception? Is there a way to use social media without getting drawn into arguments? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a> <div id="blockColorblindContent"></div>

  Where do I start with Star Trek? Where does water go when I turn the faucet off? Why does my nose produce more snot when I cry? Should I ask permission before I sharpen my roommate's knives? How do I become less emotionally attached to a statue I don't own? Is it okay to wear white to a bride-less wedding reception? Is there a way to use social media without getting drawn into arguments? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter 

One-Star Statue Reviews

How close is the sky to the ground? How do you keep the words that captivate you from slipping away? Is it okay to have doubts on the day of your wedding? Could I keep my spouse's calcified heart on my desk? What do I do if I'm trapped in a car due to skunk? How do I properly use the phrase "It's all downhill/uphill from here"? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a>

How close is the sky to the ground? How do you keep the words that captivate you from slipping away? Is it okay to have doubts on the day of your wedding? Could I keep my spouse's calcified heart on my desk? What do I do if I'm trapped in a car due to skunk? How do I properly use the phrase "It's all downhill/uphill from here"? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

It Is the Monkey

How can I find time to do all the things? If I smack someone with my lower limb prosthetic, am I kicking them? What is the oddest combination of food you’ve seen someone eating? What if I love something everyone hates? Did you ever consider throwing in the towel? When do you figure out how to solve adult problems? What do I do about my leg’s fart sounds? How can I appear older in a room full of high school students? How do I convince my spouse to move for my improv group? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a>

How can I find time to do all the things? If I smack someone with my lower limb prosthetic, am I kicking them? What is the oddest combination of food you’ve seen someone eating? What if I love something everyone hates? Did you ever consider throwing in the towel? When do you figure out how to solve adult problems? What do I do about my leg’s fart sounds? How can I appear older in a room full of high school students? How do I convince my spouse to move for my improv group? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

It’s a Hit and They Get Kicked (Live From St. Petersburg, FL!)

What happens to balloons when they fly away into the sky? How do I record a video of myself? Who should you thank? Can bees feel happy and sad? When does the Anthropocene end? How do I get my boyfriend to take ghost travel seriously? What does Kindle highlighting say about humanity? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a>

What happens to balloons when they fly away into the sky? How do I record a video of myself? Who should you thank? Can bees feel happy and sad? When does the Anthropocene end? How do I get my boyfriend to take ghost travel seriously? What does Kindle highlighting say about humanity? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

The Octopuscene

What hobbies should I take up while my feet are broken? What would you like to come back as in your next life? Am I "just a teacher"? What is the proper response to a cheese burglar? What should I do about the snoring guy? Is there an American seasoning? How long should you keep Christmas cards? How do you deal with reliving a horrible moment over and over again? Why does my daughter keep asking if I'm hungry? What is proper puzzle protocol? John Green and Hank Green have answers. If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a>

What hobbies should I take up while my feet are broken? What would you like to come back as in your next life? Am I "just a teacher"? What is the proper response to a cheese burglar? What should I do about the snoring guy? Is there an American seasoning? How long should you keep Christmas cards? How do you deal with reliving a horrible moment over and over again? Why does my daughter keep asking if I'm hungry? What is proper puzzle protocol? John Green and Hank Green have answers. If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

All at Once for Everyone

What should I do with my art money? What do you do if you miss a flight? Are gas giants just tiny planets with big atmospheres? Why does my brain release endorphins for things that are bad for me? What should we do with the bird in the freezer? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a>

What should I do with my art money? What do you do if you miss a flight? Are gas giants just tiny planets with big atmospheres? Why does my brain release endorphins for things that are bad for me? What should we do with the bird in the freezer? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

Just a Man Who’s Lost His Dongle

In this special episode of the pod, John Green and Hank Green discuss their favorites of the past decade! Topics include: <ul> <li>Favorite book</li> <li>Favorite poem</li> <li>Favorite dad joke</li> <li>Favorite TV show</li> <li>Favorite trip</li> <li>Favorite songs</li> <li>Favorite sports moment</li> <li>Favorite Cheeto Guy moment</li> <li>Best conversation</li> <li>Favorite weird enthusiasm</li> </ul> We'll be back to giving dubious advice next week, so send your questions to hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a>

In this special episode of the pod, John Green and Hank Green discuss their favorites of the past decade! Topics include: Favorite book Favorite poem Favorite dad joke Favorite TV show Favorite trip Favorite songs Favorite sports moment Favorite Cheeto Guy moment Best conversation Favorite weird enthusiasm We'll be back to giving dubious advice next week, so send your questions to hankandjohn@gmail.com! Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

Favorites of the 2010s

Is it okay to go to your old house and ask if you can walk through it? How do you research? How do you interject in conversations smoothly? Can you unpickle a pickle? What should my rice crispy sculpture be? Can I enjoy religious music as an atheist? How do you sell yourself? Will this tree haunt us? John Green and Hank Green have answers! Tour info: <a href="https://www.hankandjohn.com/appearances">https://www.hankandjohn.com/appearances</a> If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a>

Is it okay to go to your old house and ask if you can walk through it? How do you research? How do you interject in conversations smoothly? Can you unpickle a pickle? What should my rice crispy sculpture be? Can I enjoy religious music as an atheist? How do you sell yourself? Will this tree haunt us? John Green and Hank Green have answers! Tour info: https://www.hankandjohn.com/appearances If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

Haunted Christmas Trees

What is the proper reaction to a canceled Shawn Mendes concert? When should I wear my fancy diamond gold pretzel necklace? What am I supposed to do with the urn my dog's ashes were in? Why do hamsters like wheels? Why are there so few new Christmas songs? Could I get a blood transplant from a crow? Why don't we talk about the moon during the day? John Green and Hank Green have answers. Tour info: <a href="https://www.hankandjohn.com/appearances">https://www.hankandjohn.com/appearances</a> If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a>

What is the proper reaction to a canceled Shawn Mendes concert? When should I wear my fancy diamond gold pretzel necklace? What am I supposed to do with the urn my dog's ashes were in? Why do hamsters like wheels? Why are there so few new Christmas songs? Could I get a blood transplant from a crow? Why don't we talk about the moon during the day? John Green and Hank Green have answers. Tour info: https://www.hankandjohn.com/appearances If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

How to Become Part Crow

Why shouldn't I take my temperature after I eat? Will my fingerprint grow back? How will COPPA affect Crash Course? Can my bottle of frozen water get through TSA? At what age are you supposed to use the money in your piggy bank? What are the noises that landlines make when you dial a number? Could Bill Gates cure cancer? Will stickers be our civilization's cave art? Hank Green and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a>

Why shouldn't I take my temperature after I eat? Will my fingerprint grow back? How will COPPA affect Crash Course? Can my bottle of frozen water get through TSA? At what age are you supposed to use the money in your piggy bank? What are the noises that landlines make when you dial a number? Could Bill Gates cure cancer? Will stickers be our civilization's cave art? Hank Green and John Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

Hank & John's Airport Stories

Can stinging insects sting other insects? What is the scientific difference between stuffy and fresh air? Why aren't there many books about twenty-somethings? When did limos become uncool? How do I survive as the fifth wheel at Disney World? How do we know no two snowflakes are alike? What do you do on a bus with 51 twelve-year-olds? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at <a href="https://www.patreon.com/dearhankandjohn">patreon.com/dearhankandjohn</a>. Follow us on Twitter! <a href="https://twitter.com/dearhankandjohn">twitter.com/dearhankandjohn</a> Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! <a href="https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter">https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter</a>

Can stinging insects sting other insects? What is the scientific difference between stuffy and fresh air? Why aren't there many books about twenty-somethings? When did limos become uncool? How do I survive as the fifth wheel at Disney World? How do we know no two snowflakes are alike? What do you do on a bus with 51 twelve-year-olds? John Green and Hank Green have answers! If you're in need of dubious advice, email us at hankandjohn@gmail.com. Join us for monthly livestreams and an exclusive weekly podcast at patreon.com/dearhankandjohn. Follow us on Twitter! twitter.com/dearhankandjohn Subscribe to the Nerdfighteria newsletter! https://nerdfighteria.com/nerdfighteria-newsletter

Rocks to Earth 2028!

Hank and John Green (YouTubers and etc.) answer questions, give questionable advice, and talk about Mars (the planet) and AFC Wimbledon (the 3rd tier English football club).

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