Things you can do during the COVID-19 epidemic: Donate to help kids who depend on school lunches at <a href="http://www.nokidhungry.org/" target="_blank">http://www.nokidhungry.org</a> Avoid purchasing WIC items to save them for families who depend on WIC. Support your local Chinese businesses! Self-isolate! Vulnerable members of the community are depending on all of us to help stop the spread of the virus. And finally, be kind to yourself. If you are struggling with your mental health, you can contact the confidential Crisis Text Line 24/7 by texting HOME to 741741 Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Things you can do during the COVID-19 epidemic: Donate to help kids who depend on school lunches at http://www.nokidhungry.org Avoid purchasing WIC items to save them for families who depend on WIC. Support your local Chinese businesses! Self-isolate! Vulnerable members of the community are depending on all of us to help stop the spread of the virus. And finally, be kind to yourself. If you are struggling with your mental health, you can contact the confidential Crisis Text Line 24/7 by texting HOME to 741741 Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Schiefer Madness: Social Distancing

If you've never listened to Beach Too Sandy, prepare yourself by imagining you're meeting a 6-foot tall teddy bear with titanium legs. We're reading all sorts of reviews that are related (very loosely) to Saint Patrick's Day! Christine even sings and you definitely don't want to miss it. So pop out your Enya tape and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.  Music by PSOVOD, jimrsbjorklund, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

If you've never listened to Beach Too Sandy, prepare yourself by imagining you're meeting a 6-foot tall teddy bear with titanium legs. We're reading all sorts of reviews that are related (very loosely) to Saint Patrick's Day! Christine even sings and you definitely don't want to miss it. So pop out your Enya tape and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.  Music by PSOVOD, jimrsbjorklund, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

69: Saint Patrick's Day Reviews Extravaganza

If you're considering writing a review of our show while hospitalized, be sure to wait until the morphine has kicked in. Because you might not be happy with us after this episode, especially if you live in Australia. But at least we stay true to our name and read reviews about beaches being too sandy and water being too wet! We'd say that's pretty 5-star worthy but we're a little biased. See us LIVE!! <a href="https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour</a> Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.&nbsp; Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

If you're considering writing a review of our show while hospitalized, be sure to wait until the morphine has kicked in. Because you might not be happy with us after this episode, especially if you live in Australia. But at least we stay true to our name and read reviews about beaches being too sandy and water being too wet! We'd say that's pretty 5-star worthy but we're a little biased. See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White.&nbsp; Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

68: Beaches in Australia

If you normally listen to our show in the presence of family, we'd recommend switching that up for this episode. And if for some reason you let your children listen to this explicit podcast, DEFINITELY keep them far away from this one. Ok now that the warning is out of the way, allow us to tickle your ears with our tiny hands as we explore awful reviews and the people who write them.&nbsp; See us LIVE!! <a href="https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour">https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour</a>&nbsp; Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

If you normally listen to our show in the presence of family, we'd recommend switching that up for this episode. And if for some reason you let your children listen to this explicit podcast, DEFINITELY keep them far away from this one. Ok now that the warning is out of the way, allow us to tickle your ears with our tiny hands as we explore awful reviews and the people who write them.&nbsp; See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour&nbsp; Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Between You And Us: Episode 14

Sure, we're probably the last people on the planet who should be hosting a podcast episode about Disney, but we still had a blast reading terrible reviews of their 'cloyingly ahistorical' parks. We do our best not to overanalyze the people who go out of their way to write today's reviews, mainly because we ourselves don't seem to know the difference between a large candle and a Disney villain. So throw on your Easter best, return any and all hamsters, and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. See us LIVE!! <a href="https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour">https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour</a> Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Sure, we're probably the last people on the planet who should be hosting a podcast episode about Disney, but we still had a blast reading terrible reviews of their 'cloyingly ahistorical' parks. We do our best not to overanalyze the people who go out of their way to write today's reviews, mainly because we ourselves don't seem to know the difference between a large candle and a Disney villain. So throw on your Easter best, return any and all hamsters, and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. See us LIVE!! https://www.beachtoosandy.com/tour Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

67: Reviews of Disney Parks

Welcome to Schiefer Family Therapy, where the very hot and extremely humble Alex and croissant-phobic Christine tackle their biggest issues. If you're a family member of ours, please know we are terribly sorry for what you are about to listen to. And we'd honestly rather if you just skip this one... As for the rest of you, sit your bare bottoms down and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. Support us on Patreon at <a href="http://patreon.com/beachtoosandy" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/beachtoosandy</a> for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York! <a href="https://anchor.fm/www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet</a> Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at <a href="http://shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy." rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.</a> Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD, sirkoto51, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Welcome to Schiefer Family Therapy, where the very hot and extremely humble Alex and croissant-phobic Christine tackle their biggest issues. If you're a family member of ours, please know we are terribly sorry for what you are about to listen to. And we'd honestly rather if you just skip this one... As for the rest of you, sit your bare bottoms down and enjoy another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York! www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD, sirkoto51, and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

66: Nightclubs in Berlin, Germany

You're joining us live from the travelator in Tesco, where a follower of Christ and her alien intern brother are reading terrible reviews. These two right little chatterboxes have a doozy of an episode for you, so please enjoy this while our meager existences fight against the inevitability that is entropy. Support us on Patreon at <a href="http://patreon.com/beachtoosandy" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/beachtoosandy</a> for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York! <a href="https://anchor.fm/www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet</a> Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at <a href="http://shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy." rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.</a> Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

You're joining us live from the travelator in Tesco, where a follower of Christ and her alien intern brother are reading terrible reviews. These two right little chatterboxes have a doozy of an episode for you, so please enjoy this while our meager existences fight against the inevitability that is entropy. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York! www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

65: Tescos in Dublin, Ireland

The Valentine's Lorax has a warning for you: If you were hoping for our Ireland episode, don't listen to this one because you'll have to wait another week. Surprise! It's a Valentine's Day episode! We read reviews of all sorts of things to get you ready to stuff your face with conversation hearts and write your letter to Mr. Grindr. Enjoy! Support us on Patreon at <a href="http://patreon.com/beachtoosandy" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/beachtoosandy</a> for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York! <a href="https://anchor.fm/www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet</a> Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at <a href="http://shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy." rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.</a> Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

The Valentine's Lorax has a warning for you: If you were hoping for our Ireland episode, don't listen to this one because you'll have to wait another week. Surprise! It's a Valentine's Day episode! We read reviews of all sorts of things to get you ready to stuff your face with conversation hearts and write your letter to Mr. Grindr. Enjoy! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York! www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

64: Valentine's Day Reviews Extravaganza

If you look in the mirror and say "RED RAW' three times while spinning, Bernie Schiefer will appear behind you or your money back. Support us on Patreon at <a href="http://patreon.com/beachtoosandy" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/beachtoosandy</a> for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York! <a href="https://anchor.fm/www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet</a> Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at <a href="http://shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy." rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.</a> Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

If you look in the mirror and say "RED RAW' three times while spinning, Bernie Schiefer will appear behind you or your money back. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York! www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Between You And Us: Episode 13

We made it through our first live show ever!! And now you have the chance to experience our discomfort from the comfort of your home. We had an amazing time and we are so grateful to Anchor, Spotify, and all our beautiful listeners who made this possible. Until we can come to your city, just listen to this, close your eyes, and pretend you're there with us. As long as it's not while you're driving. If you'd rather see Alex make the same face every time he reads a review, check out our <a href="https://www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet">YouTube channel</a> where we'll be posting the full video including a Q&amp;A! Enjoy! Support us on Patreon at <a href="http://patreon.com/beachtoosandy" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/beachtoosandy</a> for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York now! <a href="https://anchor.fm/www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet</a> Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at <a href="http://shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy." rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.</a> Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

We made it through our first live show ever!! And now you have the chance to experience our discomfort from the comfort of your home. We had an amazing time and we are so grateful to Anchor, Spotify, and all our beautiful listeners who made this possible. Until we can come to your city, just listen to this, close your eyes, and pretend you're there with us. As long as it's not while you're driving. If you'd rather see Alex make the same face every time he reads a review, check out our YouTube channel where we'll be posting the full video including a Q&amp;A! Enjoy! Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York now! www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Live at Spotify HQ in New York, NY

We're going international! We visit our neighbors to the north, Canada, to find out how they feel about their karaoke bars. Then, Christine shares reviews of escape rooms written by people who had no business being in an escape room. Secure your patio furniture and hold on to your headphones, because we're exploring awful reviews and the people who write them. Support us on Patreon at <a href="http://patreon.com/beachtoosandy" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/beachtoosandy</a> for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York this Friday! <a href="www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet">www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet</a> Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at <a href="http://shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy." rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.</a> Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

We're going international! We visit our neighbors to the north, Canada, to find out how they feel about their karaoke bars. Then, Christine shares reviews of escape rooms written by people who had no business being in an escape room. Secure your patio furniture and hold on to your headphones, because we're exploring awful reviews and the people who write them. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Go subscribe to our YouTube channel and watch our first ever live show in New York this Friday! www.youtube.com/c/beachtoosandywatertoowet Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney Aventura. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

63: Karaoke Bars in Halifax, NS

Grab your plain sticks and your snotty coffee, because we're about to go on quite the journey. First, we read reviews of good old Dunkin' Donuts in the northeast, specifically in Concord, New Hampshire. Then, Alex completes the challenge of finding reviews where people used self defense tools on themselves. And it's just as ridiculous as you think! Tune in to find out where we're going next now that we finished all 50 states! Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: <a href="https://youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">https://youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY</a> Support us on Patreon at <a href="http://patreon.com/beachtoosandy" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">patreon.com/beachtoosandy</a> for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at <a href="https://anchor.fm/shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy" rel="ugc noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy</a>. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Grab your plain sticks and your snotty coffee, because we're about to go on quite the journey. First, we read reviews of good old Dunkin' Donuts in the northeast, specifically in Concord, New Hampshire. Then, Alex completes the challenge of finding reviews where people used self defense tools on themselves. And it's just as ridiculous as you think! Tune in to find out where we're going next now that we finished all 50 states! Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: https://youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&amp;A! Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

62: Dunkin' Donuts in Concord, NH

Welcome to the Schiefer Casino! We've got Mark who has a gaming license from eBay and Braley is behind the bar serving up only top shelf drinks! We are also known for rewriting LGBT history and for hiding Steak 'n Shakes from Ashley. We welcome everyone (other than knife salespeople) to another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A! Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Welcome to the Schiefer Casino! We've got Mark who has a gaming license from eBay and Braley is behind the bar serving up only top shelf drinks! We are also known for rewriting LGBT history and for hiding Steak 'n Shakes from Ashley. We welcome everyone (other than knife salespeople) to another exploration of awful reviews and the people who write them. Support us on Patreon at patreon.com/beachtoosandy for a monthly livestream Q&A! Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

61: Casinos in Biloxi, MS

After forgetting it existed, we finally find ourselves in Kansas! We read reviews of pizza places and discuss the future of the Tootise film franchise. Then, Alex reads a variety of reviews of gay bars and they're just as good/bad as you expect.&nbsp; Be sure to get your tickets to Beach Too Sandy Live! Presented by Anchor. We're performing in New York on January 23rd at Spotify Headquarters. Tickets are available here: <a href="bit.ly/beachtoosandylive">bit.ly/beachtoosandylive</a> Hope to see you there!! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

After forgetting it existed, we finally find ourselves in Kansas! We read reviews of pizza places and discuss the future of the Tootise film franchise. Then, Alex reads a variety of reviews of gay bars and they're just as good/bad as you expect.&nbsp; Be sure to get your tickets to Beach Too Sandy Live! Presented by Anchor. We're performing in New York on January 23rd at Spotify Headquarters. Tickets are available here: bit.ly/beachtoosandylive Hope to see you there!! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

60: Pizza Places in Wichita, KS

Greetings from the Schiefer Sisters! We're back for another episode where we read reviews sent in by you, our lovely listeners! So stop smelling horses and put down your pizza rolls, because something is rotten in the State of Yelp... Enjoy! Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: <a href="https://youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY" rel="ugc" target="_blank">youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY</a> Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at <a href="http://shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy." rel="ugc" target="_blank">shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy.</a> Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugm9/url/https%3A%2F%2Fopen.spotify.com%2Fshow%2F20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP%3Fsi%3Dw8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ">https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ</a> · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. <a href="https://anchor.fm/s/807f8e8/podcast/sponsor/acugkf/url/https%3A%2F%2Fanchor.fm%2Fapp">https://anchor.fm/app</a>

Greetings from the Schiefer Sisters! We're back for another episode where we read reviews sent in by you, our lovely listeners! So stop smelling horses and put down your pizza rolls, because something is rotten in the State of Yelp... Enjoy! Go watch our latest YouTube video to see us reveal the man behind the intro: youtu.be/l8Qzn-kW2wY Or check out our new merch designs in our online store at shop.spreadshirt.com/beachtoosandy. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. --- This episode is sponsored by · Talk Money With Mesh Lakhani Podcast: On The Talk Money with Mesh Lakhani podcast, Mesh will follow paper trails, chat with experts, and break down complex ideas to bring clarity to the mystical financial phenomena behind your finances. https://open.spotify.com/show/20gI5HoX4J0zlsCgnjqWoP?si=w8xX2XpITSuysd_xGiGQiQ · Anchor: The easiest way to make a podcast. https://anchor.fm/app

Between You And Us: Episode 12

A comedy podcast featuring dramatic readings of one-star reviews written by real people with not-so-real problems.

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Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

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