Casey and Danielle are guest-less this episode as is only right for an episode of this gravitas. Still recovering from the 50-hour bus ride to hell (Vail) where secrets were revealed, six lawyers were called and a bag of Cheetos became a character, they’re honestly spent. Is Meredith still in the bath as we speak? Most likely. Plus they discuss a Gizelle and Karen moment that brought tears to our eyes and the breeziest show that they’ve ever laid eyes on, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip!!!! Lastly, 'tis the season for Casey and Danielle's unauthorized Favorite Things segment. Enjoy! HOLIDAY MERCH LINK: you not YOU: https://www.teepublic.com/crewneck-sweatshirt/25676406-you-not-you?ref_id=6572 Bitch Sesh Logo: https://www.teepublic.com/crewneck-sweatshirt/25673597-bitch-sesh-20?ref_id=6572  

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Road Trip to Vail

Casey and Danielle are joined by comedian, housewife impressionist and now author Amy Phillips to discuss the episode we’ve all been waiting for- The Shah-rest!!! Plus Mary puts on an awkward Italian feast that makes the Capri room at Bucca di Beppo look like heaven and they all try to figure out how the missionary position can in the forfeits words of Wendy Osefo “beat that puss to a pulp”. 

Amy Phillips is Here!

Casey is back from NYC and fresh off of her appearance with one Whitney Rose on the ground zero of the Bravo universe, Watch What Happens Live. She and Danielle then have the misunderstanding of a lifetime. That they are still working through. They are then joined by the lovely delightful Rae Sanni whose razor-sharp observations cut like a knife. The knife of truth.  To donate to our Baby 2 Baby Bitch Sesh Holiday Fundraiser please click on this link:Baby2Baby | Bitch Sesh Family2Family Or head to Casey or Danielle's Instagram. Link in bio. @caseyrosewilson and @daniellecarolineschneider  Thank you for your support. As always, you are all beautiful, caring souls. Let's do this!

YOU. Not YOU Danielle, but...YOU. (w/ Rae Sanni)

It's part THREEEE of the RHBH reunion and we have none other than fan fave Leslie Grossman (American Horror Story) in the virtual nook giving us all her hot takes on Erika's two types of voices, her Sutton journey and Big Kathy's Big shadow. Plus we talk about our love for Mia and our fear for Candiace's tear ducts, and why "Hello Baby Gorgeous" is now Leslie's new tagline. Also, there's a little Halloween gift from last week's live show w/Jason Mantzoukas at the end of the episode. 

Leslie Grossman Returns!

Casey and Danielle traipsed themselves to the promise land of Salt Lake City, Utah. 

Heather Gay: In the parking lot where it happened

Casey and Danielle are fresh off their trip to Mecca - Salt Lake - and still reeling with joy. They discuss their pilgrimage to Mormon country with the hilarious and deeply astute student of Housewives and creator of The Other Two, Chris Kelly. He has explosive observations about Lisa Rinna's camera angles, Lisa Barlow's husband and why he is not buying what the world is selling him on Mary M. Cosby. It's a jam-packed episode because we are in a Golden Era of Housewives Television!!!! Salads have been tossed in Potomac, Sarah Paulson has joined the cast of Salt Lake and we are only through part ONE of the Beverly Hills Reunion. PART ONE!!! What a time to be alive!  Also, get your tickets for Casey and Danielle's LIVE FROM HOME SPOOKTACULAR- our annual Halloween Show coming up this Thursday October 21st at 5:30PST/8:30EST. Come in costume and send pics of it at the beginning of the show to win prizes any boots on the ground to our email: bootsonthegroundbs@gmail.com.  GET TICKETS HERE: https://app.loopedlive.com/c/3725

Traveling to Heaven and a Reunion From Hell ( w/ Chris Kelly)

Bryan Safi is back in Bitch Sesh's welcoming bosom, right where he belongs, to discuss the stunning Beverly Hills reunion trailer, Sarah Paulson's new starring role in Salt Lake and the drunken house-husband that puts all others to shame, G.  Bryan also teaches Casey and Danielle about ghost trials, and you're not gonna want to miss ONE WORD of that. 

Bryan Safi is BACK!

Casey and Danielle are blessed and impressed to have the multi-hyphenate genius herself, Phoebe Robinson, on the pod to discuss her new hilarious book Please Don't Sit on my Bed in Your Outside Clothes  and of course her love for the housewives. She gets into why she thinks Gizelle "gets it", her Sha-mazing take on Jen,  and of course the importance of candle wick count. Plus Casey and Danielle reveal how one of their own got in a twitter tussle with Bethenny Frankel and came out triumphant.

Goodbye Porsha, Hello Sadness (w/ Phoebe Robinson)

SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT AND IT'S NOT ABOUT HOW KATHY HILTON WORE A LITERAL TABLECLOTH HOME FROM DINNER THIS WEEK ALTHO IT SHOULD BE! Buy tickets now to Bitch Sesh Live from Home: The 5th Annual Halloween Creep Show! Thursday, October 21st at 5:30PST/8:30EST Ticket Link: https://app.loopedlive.com/c/3725 With Special guest Jason Mantzoukas Dress up in costume and join in the virtual costume parade and win a variety of shitty failed Housewives product line prizes! Or find ticket link in Casey and Danielle's instagram profiles! Do. It. Now. Or. Else. @caseyrosewilson @daniellecarolineschneider 

Live Show Announcement

Casey and Danielle are joined in the virtual nook by the writer/director extraordinaire of the new Cinderella movie, Kay Cannon! Kay is a fervent/borderline addictive fan of the franchise we all love/hate so much and she shares deep insights regarding Lisa Barlow's betrayal of Meredith, why Harry Hamlin is her Brad Pitt and why the editing of Karen Huger's "Surry Tourism Video" deserves an EGOT. Enjoy!

"THE MOMENT" (w/ KayCannon)

Casey and Danielle are joined this week by Zachary Sergi and boy is there a lot to discuss. Between PK’s rousing monologue that won us all back to the girth of Casey’s former lovers nethers- it’s a ride. The two minute preview of Salt Lake City has left everyone shaken to their cores and thrilled in their private parts. Enjoy! 

Caviar Pie (w/ Zachary Sergi)

Casey and Danielle forge ahead with the podcast despite their having separate terrifying run-ins with the wild. Nature has come a callin' and the gals want nothing to do with it. They are joined by the gorgeous and hilarious, Akilah Green, who brings with her a love of all things Dr. Wendy, a darker take on the fate of Juan and Robyn and how we can forget but not forgive certain housewives and embrace them again: i.e. Sutton! Order up a "No Apologies" cocktail and join us - or do as Kathy does which is not listen and fix your lipstick.

NO APOLOGIES

BFF of Bitch Sesh, June Diane Raphael sits down with Dr. Kate Grossman who answers questions surrounding the vaccine.

*A Very Special Episode*

Casey and Danielle are off for August but ARE THEY?! With too much going on in the Housewives universe they get off their tight little a**es and dive in. Into the deep dark murky waters of Beverly Hills, the grimy sludge of New York and the delightfully cool springs of Potomac. 

RUTH'S CHRIS!

Casey and Danielle are joined by (as Ziwe would say) “an iconic guest,” Matt Rogers. It immediately became gloriously clear Matt could be the third co host of Bitch Sesh. Hear his stunning revelation as to who his favorite housewife is, the question he asked at Lou’s live cabaret show that changed the course of his life and Danielle’s retraction about her hurtful comments regarding men in tank tops. It’s a wild ride, much like the tale of Tom’s accident and Mia’s real age.

And WHAT Do I Want For Christmas? Just You!!!! (w/ Matt Rogers)

Casey Wilson and Danielle Schneider (Hotwives Of Las Vegas) LOVE the Real Housewives on Bravo, and they're sharing that excitement with you on Bitch Sesh! Listen in to hear the ladies dish on the season's wildest moments, answer to all your burning Housewives questions, drink Housewives-branded wine, and bring on some super special guests. Don't be tardy to the party!

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Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

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