Jessica Fuchs regrets opening up a cage full of puppies. Intrigued?

Regretsville with Tracy Soren and Jessie Jolles

“Don’t Open The Cage” w/ Jessica Fuchs

Defending Your Life! Not only the name of this week’s episode, but also a 1991 film featuring Meryl Streep & Albert Brooks that Jessie INSISTS everybody watch. Including this week’s guest, writer and SyFy Host Jackie Jennings! Jackie brings a couple regrets to the table — taking Accutane TWICE and not pursuing acting more seriously after high school. Plus, a guy throws a coffee at Jessie and Tracy brings a whole kosher salami to work!

“Defending Your Life” w/ Jackie Jennings

Soren and Jolles are joined by Dan Lee, host of Asian AF at UCB, for the first ever MEDICAL episode of Regretsville! Jessie reveals the news that she bought a new television with…wait for it…HGTV! Her life is forever altered, and her regret is all the time she spent without cable. Tracy regrets not taking advantage of the holiday sales, but backtracks because…how good are the sales really? According to Jessie, not that good. Dan regrets not taking care of a knee injury sooner and inadvertently leads Soren and Jolles down a rabbit hole of medical inquiries.

“Two Busted Knees” w/ Dan Lee

Soren and Jolles talk to stand-up, actress, and performer at UCB’s Characters Welcome, Alli Brown. Jessie starts with a recent home-styling regret and Tracy follows with a dermatological quandary and poses the age-old question: why would anyone own multiple razors? Alli regrets how she handled the end of her relationship with her high school boyfriend, and once Alli lets that emotional honesty fly, it’s off to the races. They talk compassion, relationships with parents, and (obviously) shout their *sliding scale* therapists.

“It’s The Armpit!” w/ Alli Brown

It’s a beautiful, tears & laughs kind of episode! Comedian Rasheda Crocket joins Soren and Jolles to talk about her biggest regret: not seeing her best friend in the hospital before he passed away from cancer. But it wouldn’t be an episode of Regretsville if an emotional, sad, beautiful story wasn’t followed by a hilarious one about being a bridesmaid for the 7th time and getting a little too drunk! Plus, Tracy really wishes she didn’t watch a disgusting video on Facebook and Jessie is pissed for not writing down a list of things she needed before going to the store.

“Trash Adjacent” w/ Rasheda Crockett

Ruby Karp (Earth Hates Me, UCB) joins Soren and Jolles on Regretsville to discuss her new hit book, Earth Hates Me – True Confessions from a Teenage Girl (in stores now!) and one of her biggest regrets: pretending to want drugs, just to talk to an older crush. And rest assured, by the end of this episode, 190 snow globes will be broken! Plus, Jessie feels a connection between her and the Apple Genius Bar guy, Tracy is the first person ever to hate the NYC subway, and all three agree – Fuck the SAT.

“190 Ruined Snow Globes” w/ Ruby Karp

Lawning (verb) – the act of driving one’s car across a person’s lawn for sport. Funny for us, but a big regret for this week’s guest, comedian Steven Levine (Captain Hippo). He joins Soren and Jolles to discuss this obscure and dangerous sport (invented by a high school friend), along with being forced to buy muffins by a Costco employee while shopping at Costco. Plus, Jessie wishes she could make it home for her Mother’s birthday, Tracy wishes she shot back at a snotty employee at work, and Steven details what it’s like to participate in a “theft scavenger hunt.”

“Lawning” w/ Steven Levine

This episode of Regretsville finally addresses what to do when you’re trapped in an elevator that’s in free fall! But WAY more importantly, Corin Wells (UCB) joins Soren and Jolles to talk about her biggest regret: dropping out of college 34 credits shy. Plus, Tracy can’t stand having to pee in the middle of the night and Jessie wishes she spent more time with her cat.

“34 Credits Shy” w/ Corin Wells

Tracy Soren & Jessie Jolles have regrets: hilarious, upsetting, sad, shocking, scary, stupid regrets. And now, in the interest of healing, Tracy and Jessie are ready to spill the beans. Alongside their regret-filled friends, the duo laughs, cries, yells, and perseveres through the unforgiving streets of Regretsville.

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Regretsville with Tracy Soren and Jessie Jolles

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