Anthony, Gregg, and Erica RISKED THEIR LIVES for this podcast. The studio may be closed, but nothing, not even a quarantine, could stop JRVP. Recorded from Anthony's penthouse, they discuss life on lockdown, blood dripping down walls, Smurf festivals, and a "beautiful story". Gregg pitches Comedy Central on sending JRVP to Mexico for an exploding hammer festival. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.manscaped.com/" target="_blank">Manscaped.com</a>, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Anthony, Gregg, and Erica RISKED THEIR LIVES for this podcast. The studio may be closed, but nothing, not even a quarantine, could stop JRVP. Recorded from Anthony's penthouse, they discuss life on lockdown, blood dripping down walls, Smurf festivals, and a "beautiful story". Gregg pitches Comedy Central on sending JRVP to Mexico for an exploding hammer festival. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit&nbsp;Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

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Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and celebrate the exciting 63rd episode. Gregg and Anthony share their 63ing experiences before getting into how to prevent coronavirus. Smell your hands.

Anthony and Gregg talk about their week and celebrate the exciting 63rd episode. Gregg and Anthony share their 63ing experiences before getting into how to prevent coronavirus. Smell your hands. 

Spaceturbation

Anthony and Gregg have a lot to hash out after a birthday fall out that left Anthony pretty annoyed. Gregg apologizes and they break it down before moving on to the start of Good Talk and an interview about Anthony's penis. Stick around for the Mardi Gras float deaths and Nazi parades. This episode is brought to you by&nbsp;Everyday Decisions with Jo Firestone (available on&nbsp;<a href="https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/everyday-decisions-with-jo-firestone/id1498948272" target="_blank">Apple Podcasts</a>), and Manscaped&nbsp;&nbsp;(visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.manscaped.com/" target="_blank">Manscaped.com</a>, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Anthony and Gregg have a lot to hash out after a birthday fall out that left Anthony pretty annoyed. Gregg apologizes and they break it down before moving on to the start of Good Talk and an interview about Anthony's penis. Stick around for the Mardi Gras float deaths and Nazi parades. This episode is brought to you by&nbsp;Everyday Decisions with Jo Firestone (available on&nbsp;Apple Podcasts), and Manscaped&nbsp;&nbsp;(visit&nbsp;Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Penis with A Blog

Anthony is feeling a little under the weather, but not too sick to put a podcast reviewer in his place. Anthony and Gregg talk about their long weekends and how they spent Valentine's Day before getting into headlines. A bus driver leaves a bus full of students and walks off, the coronavirus spreads even further and Papa John is a liar. This episode is brought to you by&nbsp;Hims&nbsp;(visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.forhims.com/vanity" target="_blank">ForHims.com/VANITY</a>), and Manscaped&nbsp;&nbsp;(visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.manscaped.com/" target="_blank">Manscaped.com</a>, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Anthony is feeling a little under the weather, but not too sick to put a podcast reviewer in his place. Anthony and Gregg talk about their long weekends and how they spent Valentine's Day before getting into headlines. A bus driver leaves a bus full of students and walks off, the coronavirus spreads even further and Papa John is a liar.This episode is brought to you by&nbsp;Hims&nbsp;(visit&nbsp;ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped&nbsp;&nbsp;(visit&nbsp;Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Papa JohnGhazi

JRVP is back to discuss reddit, Tom Ford jackets, and the marketing strategies of Sea World before diving into headlines surrounding Oscar weekend and Blac Chyna. Oh, and fatal stabbings with nail clippers. This episode is presented by Hims. Use code VANITY at checkout.

JRVP is back to discuss reddit, Tom Ford jackets, and the marketing strategies of Sea World before diving into headlines surrounding Oscar weekend and Blac Chyna. Oh, and fatal stabbings with nail clippers.This episode is presented by Hims. Use code VANITY at checkout. 

Big Boy Pants

After a week off to recover from some Pro Bowl hangover, JRVP is back in full swing to talk about the Super Bowl and how sexy the half time show was. Anthony and Gregg reflect on the Kobe tragedy and Anthony talks about when it's the right time to make a joke on twitter. We also talk about Furries and Hitler and the two of them together. This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).&nbsp;

After a week off to recover from some Pro Bowl hangover, JRVP is back in full swing to talk about the Super Bowl and how sexy the half time show was. Anthony and Gregg reflect on the Kobe tragedy and Anthony talks about when it's the right time to make a joke on twitter. We also talk about Furries and Hitler and the two of them together.This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).&nbsp;

Muy Caliente Furry Hitler

It's the PRO BOWL! Anthony and Gregg break down the best players in the league who weren't good enough to make it to the Super Bowl. Anthony and Gregg also discuss human pee on escalators, feces sandwiches, and fighting ex wives in combat, you know, normal stuff. This episode is brought to you by Hims&nbsp;(visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.forhims.com/vanity" target="_blank">ForHims.com/VANITY</a>), and Manscaped&nbsp;&nbsp;(visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.manscaped.com/" target="_blank">Manscaped.com</a>, enter code VANITY at checkout).

It's the PRO BOWL! Anthony and Gregg break down the best players in the league who weren't good enough to make it to the Super Bowl. Anthony and Gregg also discuss human pee on escalators, feces sandwiches, and fighting ex wives in combat, you know, normal stuff.This episode is brought to you by Hims&nbsp;(visit&nbsp;ForHims.com/VANITY), and Manscaped&nbsp;&nbsp;(visit&nbsp;Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

You can walk, you can run, guns will kill you

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about Walker's birthday and what Anthony did all week since he is now "off the sauce". The guys talk about the most disgusting things they ever ate and also the spiciest. Also in this episode of JRVP Antonio Brown is throwing bags of d**ks, a masterbating man is fighting off cops and One Million Moms banned together to protest this podcast. This episode is brought to you by&nbsp;Away&nbsp;(visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.awaytravel.com/shop?utm_source=vanity&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=vanity" target="_blank">awaytravel.com/VANITY</a>, and enter code VANITY at checkout).

Anthony and Gregg are back to talk about Walker's birthday and what Anthony did all week since he is now "off the sauce". The guys talk about the most disgusting things they ever ate and also the spiciest. Also in this episode of JRVP Antonio Brown is throwing bags of d**ks, a masterbating man is fighting off cops and One Million Moms banned together to protest this podcast.This episode is brought to you by&nbsp;Away&nbsp;(visit&nbsp;awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout).

JRVP - Don't F**k This Up

Forget Anthony's birthday, forget Christmas and forget New Year's Eve... it's Jeremy Renner's 49th birthday! JRVP celebrates hard by going to see CATS, encouraging children to smoke cigarettes, and keeping a dead husband in a freezer for 10 years.

Forget Anthony's birthday, forget Christmas and forget New Year's Eve... it's Jeremy Renner's 49th birthday! JRVP celebrates hard by going to see CATS, encouraging children to smoke cigarettes, and keeping a dead husband in a freezer for 10 years.

Jeremy Renner's 49th Birthday Extravaganza

Hop on the nearest "one-horse open sleigh" and ride along with Anthony and Gregg for their annual Christmas episode before the holidays. Anthony is the most hungover he's been (in a while) and Gregg reads some funny Christmas cards. Remember, Santa Claus is always watching.This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.manscaped.com/" target="_blank">Manscaped.com</a>, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Hop on the nearest "one-horse open sleigh" and ride along with Anthony and Gregg for their annual Christmas episode before the holidays. Anthony is the most hungover he's been (in a while) and Gregg reads some funny Christmas cards. Remember, Santa Claus is always watching.This episode is brought to you by Manscaped (visit&nbsp;Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

The Not Christmas Episode Christmas Episode

Anthony and Gregg talk about their weeks where Anthony had a show and Gregg went to therapy. They discuss near death experiences before talking about porn mustaches and secret guns at a baby shower. This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter (visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ziprecruiter.com/vanity" target="_blank">ZipRecruiter.com/VANITY</a>), PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at&nbsp;<a href="https://www.policygenius.com/" target="_blank">PolicyGenius.com</a>), and Away (visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.awaytravel.com/shop?utm_source=vanity&amp;utm_medium=podcast&amp;utm_campaign=vanity" target="_blank">awaytravel.com/VANITY</a>, and enter code VANITY at checkout).

Anthony and Gregg talk about their weeks where Anthony had a show and Gregg went to therapy. They discuss near death experiences before talking about porn mustaches and secret guns at a baby shower.This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter (visit&nbsp;ZipRecruiter.com/VANITY), PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at&nbsp;PolicyGenius.com), and Away (visit&nbsp;awaytravel.com/VANITY, and enter code VANITY at checkout).

Baby Shower Gun

Anthony talks about the worst orthodontist experience ever and then Gregg recaps Frozen 2 scene by scene. Also on the table: Anthony and Gregg talk about being punished by their parents and a poor dog is abused by a mother and everyone is very upset about it. This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.forhims.com/vanity" target="_blank">ForHims.com/VANITY</a>), ShipStation (visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.shipstation.com/" target="_blank">ShipStation.com</a>, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY), and Manscaped (visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.manscaped.com/" target="_blank">Manscaped.com</a>, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Anthony talks about the worst orthodontist experience ever and then Gregg recaps Frozen 2 scene by scene. Also on the table: Anthony and Gregg talk about being punished by their parents and a poor dog is abused by a mother and everyone is very upset about it.This episode is brought to you by Hims (visit&nbsp;ForHims.com/VANITY), ShipStation (visit&nbsp;ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY), and Manscaped (visit&nbsp;Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout).

Worst Orthodontist Ever

On this Thanksgiving week JRVP, Anthony and Gregg talk about playing tennis and how they are going to spend the holiday. Erica spins through a bunch of fan emails “rapid fire” style and then they discuss dogs driving, SNL, and a classic Harriet Tubman remake.

On this Thanksgiving week JRVP, Anthony and Gregg talk about playing tennis and how they are going to spend the holiday. Erica spins through a bunch of fan emails “rapid fire” style and then they discuss dogs driving, SNL, and a classic Harriet Tubman remake.

You're Welcomesgiving

Anthony and Gregg talk about their favorite part of their careers and why Gregg isn’t home every night. Erica quizzes them about their friendship and once again, one of them knows more about the other. Anthony and Gregg dissect 300 lb. men blacking out, comedy shows being shut down, and 5-year olds doing cocaine. This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.indochino.com/" target="_blank">Indochino.com</a>, enter code VANITY at checkout), Manscaped (visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.manscaped.com/" target="_blank">Manscaped.com</a>, enter code VANITY at checkout), and ShipStation (visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.shipstation.com/" target="_blank">ShipStation.com</a>, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY).

Anthony and Gregg talk about their favorite part of their careers and why Gregg isn’t home every night. Erica quizzes them about their friendship and once again, one of them knows more about the other. Anthony and Gregg dissect 300 lb. men blacking out, comedy shows being shut down, and 5-year olds doing cocaine.This episode is brought to you by Indochino (visit&nbsp;Indochino.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), Manscaped (visit&nbsp;Manscaped.com, enter code VANITY at checkout), and ShipStation (visit&nbsp;ShipStation.com, click on the microphone at the top of the page, and type in code VANITY).

5-Year-Old-Cocaine-Spider-Man

Sorry we're a day late, Comedy Central was apparently on fire. Episode 50 of JRVP opens up with some questions between Gregg and Anthony and then they talk about proper bathroom etiquette. Netflix pulls a Christian comic's special after sexual assault allegations, an apology is issued by Cris Collinsworth to Dak Prescott, and a homeless man dumps a bucket of hot diarrhea on a woman getting into a car. Gag warning. This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter (visit&nbsp;<a href="https://www.ziprecruiter.com/vanity" target="_blank">ZipRecruiter.com/VANITY</a>), and PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at&nbsp;<a href="https://www.policygenius.com/" target="_blank">PolicyGenius.com</a>).

Sorry we're a day late, Comedy Central was apparently on fire. Episode 50 of JRVP opens up with some questions between Gregg and Anthony and then they talk about proper bathroom etiquette. Netflix pulls a Christian comic's special after sexual assault allegations, an apology is issued by Cris Collinsworth to Dak Prescott, and a homeless man dumps a bucket of hot diarrhea on a woman getting into a car. Gag warning.This episode is brought to you by ZipRecruiter (visit&nbsp;ZipRecruiter.com/VANITY), and PolicyGenius (compare and buy insurance at&nbsp;PolicyGenius.com).

Total Smoke Show

Anthony Jeselnik is a famous comedian. Gregg Rosenthal works for NFL Network. They have been best friends for 20 years and now they’re finally allowing Comedy Central to broadcast their private discussions on sports, with a penetrating focus on the off-the-field issues plaguing this great planet.

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