From exes on Snapchat to Crypto financial independence to the saga of Nikki and Steve's first year together, this week's AUA episode is both a font of useful information and a nauseatingly sweet summary of how these two idiots fell in love (hint: it wasn't like a rom-com). As we sit down at dining room tables across the country to argue with our extended family members for Thanksgiving, you can listen to how two people somehow argued their way to an unnaturally healthy relationship. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sh*t They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

Social Media Shenanigans, Crypto Compliments, & First-Year Follies - ASK US ANYTHING

Did Elvis appear as an extra in the airport scene of Home Alone? Did John Lennon impersonate an impersonator playing himself in a movie about John Lennon? Who the f**k knows? But that doesn't mean Professor Limo won't dive down several internet rabbit holes to bring you yet another stellar conspiracy theory episode of Sh*t. Buckle up, folks, as this one is about to get weird. Elvis as a Home alone extra: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOYbXeLTnf0 Miles Mathis paper on Lennon: http://mileswmathis.com/lennon.pdf Mark Staycer interview: https://youtu.be/_QBzclDPBsg?t=108 Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ELVIS & JOHN LENNON ARE ALIVE (or not)

If you don't think that every single problem in life can be explained with a sports analogy, you're an idiot. Exhibit A? This week's episode of Sh*t. In this brilliant Ask Us Anything, Nikki and Steve prove that if you can't solve a problem by discussing the minutia of Peyton Manning's and Andrew Luck's football careers, you might as well end your podcast because you're an utter failure. In the immortal words of Peyton Manning: "Better ingredients. Better pizza. Papa John's." Enough said. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everything Can Be Explained With Sports Analogies - ASK US ANYTHING

Are you sick of being a mere cog in the wheel of capitalism? Going round and round in a job that offers nothing but a measly paycheck and crappy benefits like Hawaiian shirt Fridays? Well, Nikki is here to save you from the doldrums of a 9 to 5. Professor Limo takes you through the story of starting her own jewelry line, Kittens & Coffee, as well as tons of sage advice about the ins and outs of entrepreneurship that will come in super-handy once you finally decide to put that brilliant idea you have to good use and start a business. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TURNING YOUR HOBBY INTO A BUSINESS

As we're bombarded with decorative gourds, jack-o-lanterns, and pumpkin spice lattes, it's time for the annual spooooooooooooky episode of STDTY. This year, Nikki and Steve recount their straight-up-terrifying tales of encounters with spirits both nice and nefarious. From the Shadowman to a wailing child, this year's episode will have you on Ebay finally ordering that Thundercats night light you've been eyeing for months. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

THE HAUNTING OF NIKKI & STEVE

As we return to our bread 'n butter this week (the Sh*t Mailbag), we tackle some absolutely insane topics. From crazy ex's to real-life trolls to the never-ending urge to get the fu*k out of town for an extended vacation, Iceman and Icebreaker bring you all that sweet, sweet advice you're jonesin' for. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Trolls, Stalkers, & Escaping From Life - ASK US ANYTHING

A long time ago (last week), in a galaxy far, far away (Los Angeles), a gentleman named Steve Greene decided to deliver a treatise on the entire Star Wars lexicon. From THX 1138 to The Mandalorian, Professor Greene touches on all the myriad ups and downs of this 43-year-old franchise. Whether you're a fanboy who sleeps in Darth Vader pajamas or a neophyte who barely knows the difference between an Ewok and a Wookie, you'll love this pop-culture deep-dive from start to finish. May the Force be with you. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

STAR WARS, NOTHING BUT STAR WARS

When you think you've googled a list with fun questions for couples for your podcast, but that list ends up being just questions for friends? Well, you simply go with it. And that's what this episode is: questions for friends/couples. Frouples? Anyway. If you've ever wondered what Nikki and Steve's perfect day is, or what their respective superpower would be, you've come to the right place. (hint: the superpower involves hawks, water, and kites) Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

QUESTIONS FOR COUPLES?

Sometimes we get questions about crypto. Other times, questions about careers. Occasionally, we even get questions about finance or pets. This week, however, it's all relationship drama all the time. Do we hit the break-up button? Do we have an entirely new button you've never heard before? Well. You'll have to listen to find out. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Relationship Questions Abound - ASK US ANYTHING

We've all heard the whispers on the wind. That little voice in the back of your head. The subconscious shove to push you towards a new, risky endeavor. While most of us press the mute button and resume our boring, trite lives of repetition and boredom, there are a few among us who embrace the message from that tiny voice and run full-speed in this new direction, no matter how insane it may seem. Embracing that new direction and all that comes with it, is the true acceptance of the hero's journey. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ACCEPTING THE HERO'S JOURNEY

It's time to get out your Trapper Keeper, turn on the overhead projector, and prepare yourself for a fascinating tour down Crypto Lane. That's right: it's Part 2 of the Crypto 101 saga, appropriate labeled in your syllabus as "Crypto 102". But instead of some boring-ass sh*t you'll never use like Biology or Algebra, today's lesson from Professor Crypto-King is fascinating, engaging, and shockingly useful. Download Best Fiends for free on the Apple App Store or Google Play! Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Crypto Questions All Damn Day (Part 2) - ASK US ANYTHING

Questions from all around the globe have arrived in the STDTY Mailbag over the past month, including a few juicy updates from past letters we've read. Hence, we figured we'd tear open that 'ol burlap sack, read the innermost secrets from our listeners, and give our objectively questionable advice in the hopes that we might improve the human condition just a tad. Did we succeed in this endeavor? Listen to find out... Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittens-and-coffee.myshopify.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Slim Jims, Stone-Cold Losers, & Saying the "L" Word - ASK US ANYTHING

We've all heard the stories about bright lights that move too quickly, flying saucers that hover motionless, and stars that most assuredly do not behave like stars. This week, Professor Greene takes us on a journey to discover the little-known facts and reality behind the myths of Unidentified Flying Objects. These UFOs may not contain little green men, but they most certainly exist, and we have absolutely no idea what they are. For more info about UFO incidents recently declassified by the government, go to: https://www.cnn.com/2021/06/27/politics/ufos-uap-extraterrestrial-life Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

UFOs ARE FRIGGIN' REAL

It's a tale as old as time: a celebrity reaches the pinnacle of their profession before suffering an untimely death, only to be seamlessly replaced by a body double. It happens all the time, people. Celebrity clones are as real as the earth is flat. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

CELEBRITIES, CLONES, & COVER-UPS

Running barefoot through broken glass. Jumping off a skyscraper with nothing but a fire hose wrapped around your waist. Alan Rickman's superb performance as a German financial terrorist. The oft-quoted Bruce Willis line: "Yippee Ki-Yay, Motherfu**er!" These are all part of action-movie cinematic history. Today, Steve Greene takes you from the effervescent highs of Die Hard to the abominable lows of A Good Day to Die Hard. So grab a frosty beverage and strap in for a bumpy, slightly inebriated ride through the entirety of the Die Hard canon. Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/ If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou   To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840 To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki  To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

DIEHARDING THE HARDEST (A Verbal History of the Die Hard Franchise)

A podcast that tells you everything that comedian Nikki Limo had to learn the hard way about becoming an adult. With her co-host and fellow comedian husband, Steve Greene, they explore topics from what they didn't know about being in a relationship to things you learn about buying a house. They will take a deep dive into society’s expectation vs. the reality of it all! Nikki and Steve, along with YouTubers, experts and celebrity guests, make each episode helpful, hilarious and very relatable. Sh*t They Don't Tell You is a CastBox Original produced alongside Studio71.

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Sh*t They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene

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