Episode 50! I'd like to say we have gotten better but we will just have to leave that up to you, the listener. Matt wrecks his car in his Matt Minute. Taylem brings a segment based on his day with the young elites of society. Phil checks out for a bit but comes back. Andrew vapes and has a great one liner so look forward to that! We wrap it up with some three on one Real or Fake News.&nbsp;

Episode 50! I'd like to say we have gotten better but we will just have to leave that up to you, the listener. Matt wrecks his car in his Matt Minute. Taylem brings a segment based on his day with the young elites of society. Phil checks out for a bit but comes back. Andrew vapes and has a great one liner so look forward to that! We wrap it up with some three on one Real or Fake News.&nbsp;

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Moody Monday

Why do you never want to get into a conversation with an unmanned pilot? They drone on and on...&nbsp;We talk some guy talk today. Boys will be boys as they say. Brother Justus joins the show and greatness follows. Phillip has more conversations with himself, Andrew argues any semantic mistakes, and Matt brings the funny in his Matt Minute. We do a little Hat Tapics and then in honor of Brother Justus, Matt and Taylem compete for who knows each other best in the NewNewlywed game. Want to know what makes Taylem cry? Listen and Enjoy!

Why do you never want to get into a conversation with an unmanned pilot? They drone on and on...&nbsp;We talk some guy talk today. Boys will be boys as they say. Brother Justus joins the show and greatness follows. Phillip has more conversations with himself, Andrew argues any semantic mistakes, and Matt brings the funny in his Matt Minute. We do a little Hat Tapics and then in honor of Brother Justus, Matt and Taylem compete for who knows each other best in the NewNewlywed game. Want to know what makes Taylem cry? Listen and Enjoy!

Grow Crow

We are a little back logged on content getting ready for our 50th episode. As a special thank you to our listeners who have been with us through the growth please enjoy this bonus episode of Master Debaters. We have been developing this show for a while now and before we release it publicly the God Awful Five Star Team would love your feedback. Let us know in the comments at godawfulnetwork.comThis includes two 30 minute episodes of Master Debaters. The first is a debate between Andrew and Taylem over Vapes vs Cigarettes. The second half is Taylem vs Dennis over Cakes vs Cookies as the superior dessert. As always Matt brings the funny as our moderator and decider. Enjoy!

We are a little back logged on content getting ready for our 50th episode. As a special thank you to our listeners who have been with us through the growth please enjoy this bonus episode of Master Debaters. We have been developing this show for a while now and before we release it publicly the God Awful Five Star Team would love your feedback. Let us know in the comments at godawfulnetwork.comThis includes two 30 minute episodes of Master Debaters. The first is a debate between Andrew and Taylem over Vapes vs Cigarettes. The second half is Taylem vs Dennis over Cakes vs Cookies as the superior dessert. As always Matt brings the funny as our moderator and decider. Enjoy!

Master Debaters Bonus

Goodbye July is almost through and our boys are not doing so hot. Matt brings another great Matt's Minute involving valets and an elderly couple rekindling their fire. We play a great round of Urban Dictionary where it become more strategy that guessing. Oh no... They are evolving. Phil, Andrew and Producer Mike join for this one. Enjoy!

Goodbye July is almost through and our boys are not doing so hot. Matt brings another great Matt's Minute involving valets and an elderly couple rekindling their fire. We play a great round of Urban Dictionary where it become more strategy that guessing. Oh no... They are evolving. Phil, Andrew and Producer Mike join for this one. Enjoy!

Hay Sus

Halfway through Goodbye July and the crew is not doing well. Matthew brings us another Matt Minute that drags on entirely too long. I believe he has gone full diva. Honestly, it is like he is not even trying anymore. Matt shows up an hour late because he will not leave his trailer and then finally graces us with his half assed musings that are barely hilarious. Our resident intellectual Phillip consumes more food the wrong way. Andrew learns how to laugh into a microphone and we wrap it up some news stories.&nbsp;Links are on our website. Producer Mike sweats out our recorder overheating so we have some editing issues in this episode. Spoiler alert: Mike blames his ex for the technical difficulties.&nbsp;Thank you for listening ya bums.Check out the news articles for yourself below. <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/carmar-denim-brand-debuts-extreme-cut-out-jeans-for-168/" class="sqs-block-button-element--medium sqs-block-button-element" >See the semi jeans we are talking about</a> <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-woman-says-she-has-found-jesus-on-a-horseshoe-crab/" class="sqs-block-button-element--medium sqs-block-button-element" >See Here Jesus -- on the back of a horseshoe crab.</a> <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/couple-unknowingly-both-bring-engagement-rings-on-zoo-trip-and-both-propose-to-each-other/" class="sqs-block-button-element--medium sqs-block-button-element" >Couple proposes to each other here</a> <a href="https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2018/04/02/in-case-you-missed-the-condom-snorting-challenge-and-didnt-know-its-a-bad-idea/?noredirect=on&amp;utm_term=.65ff830003d1" class="sqs-block-button-element--medium sqs-block-button-element" >See condom snorting for yourself</a> <a href="https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-mom-unaware-she-was-pregnant-mistook-labor-for-bad-chinese-food/" class="sqs-block-button-element--medium sqs-block-button-element" >food baby just a click away</a>

Halfway through Goodbye July and the crew is not doing well. Matthew brings us another Matt Minute that drags on entirely too long. I believe he has gone full diva. Honestly, it is like he is not even trying anymore. Matt shows up an hour late because he will not leave his trailer and then finally graces us with his half assed musings that are barely hilarious. Our resident intellectual Phillip consumes more food the wrong way. Andrew learns how to laugh into a microphone and we wrap it up some news stories.&nbsp;Links are on our website. Producer Mike sweats out our recorder overheating so we have some editing issues in this episode. Spoiler alert: Mike blames his ex for the technical difficulties.&nbsp;Thank you for listening ya bums.Check out the news articles for yourself below. See the semi jeans we are talking about See Here Jesus -- on the back of a horseshoe crab. Couple proposes to each other here See condom snorting for yourself food baby just a click away

Jean Splice

You need it. You want it. You know just how to get it,&nbsp;and you will. Oh yes you will!&nbsp;Goodbye July is off to the races and we are collectively doing a God Awful job. We are all losers here. Listen in as we discuss giving up masturbation, drinking, talking about our exes and delicious, delicious meat. The struggle is real people. Matt brings a side splitting Uber Minute, finally delivering on his promises. Phillip and Andrew join for 'I know that movie!' And Producer Mike gets a nice lesson in Taylem is faking it until he makes it. Listen, subscribe, visit our website to submit your Hat Tapics and join the conversation!

You need it. You want it. You know just how to get it,&nbsp;and you will. Oh yes you will!&nbsp;Goodbye July is off to the races and we are collectively doing a God Awful job. We are all losers here. Listen in as we discuss giving up masturbation, drinking, talking about our exes and delicious, delicious meat. The struggle is real people. Matt brings a side splitting Uber Minute, finally delivering on his promises. Phillip and Andrew join for 'I know that movie!' And Producer Mike gets a nice lesson in Taylem is faking it until he makes it. Listen, subscribe, visit our website to submit your Hat Tapics and join the conversation!

Thaddison Waddison

The game is on this month. Your God Awful hosts have gathered around the table and set some challenges for Goodbye July. Listen as we discuss what we each are giving up and what our punishments will be. Matt brings an Uber minute and a new movie based game called What's That Line Again? Andrew and Ike make some funnies and Producer Mike pods us up and down. Enjoy!

The game is on this month. Your God Awful hosts have gathered around the table and set some challenges for Goodbye July. Listen as we discuss what we each are giving up and what our punishments will be. Matt brings an Uber minute and a new movie based game called What's That Line Again? Andrew and Ike make some funnies and Producer Mike pods us up and down. Enjoy!

Mexican Candy

We've got Phillip, Tim, Ike, Andrew, Victoria, Taylem and Mike on the mic to celebrate Matt turning in insignificant age! Whats In My Mouth takes a weird turn when Matt lays down some new rules and the Urban Dictionary Game is entertaining and predictable. Enjoy this episode where we collectively bust Matt's balls on his birthday. Could it go any other God Awful way?Dearest Matt,&nbsp;I don't care who knows it. I want to scream my love for you from the heavens. We are still working on our marketing strategy to actually get God on the podcast, so for now I only have this internet ether to let you know:There would be no God Awful Five Star Podcast without you. You make me laugh every day. In the hardest times of my life you have been there to remind me to not take myself so seriously. You have fearlessly stood by me on my craziest dreams and have somehow balanced telling me i'm an idiot with giving me the confidence to feel one of a kind. Thank you my friend. It is an true honor. On behalf of the podcast crew and every person you have made smile on the daily, thank you for being a true light of positive energy in this world. If you are reading this and don't know what I am talking about, just pay more attention when you walk in any room, for we are all happy you are were born.&nbsp;Happy Birthday Matthew Piasecki. We are just getting started.T

We've got Phillip, Tim, Ike, Andrew, Victoria, Taylem and Mike on the mic to celebrate Matt turning in insignificant age! Whats In My Mouth takes a weird turn when Matt lays down some new rules and the Urban Dictionary Game is entertaining and predictable. Enjoy this episode where we collectively bust Matt's balls on his birthday. Could it go any other God Awful way?Dearest Matt,&nbsp;I don't care who knows it. I want to scream my love for you from the heavens. We are still working on our marketing strategy to actually get God on the podcast, so for now I only have this internet ether to let you know:There would be no God Awful Five Star Podcast without you. You make me laugh every day. In the hardest times of my life you have been there to remind me to not take myself so seriously. You have fearlessly stood by me on my craziest dreams and have somehow balanced telling me i'm an idiot with giving me the confidence to feel one of a kind. Thank you my friend. It is an true honor. On behalf of the podcast crew and every person you have made smile on the daily, thank you for being a true light of positive energy in this world. If you are reading this and don't know what I am talking about, just pay more attention when you walk in any room, for we are all happy you are were born.&nbsp;Happy Birthday Matthew Piasecki. We are just getting started.T

False Ending

Listen to us getting weird!&nbsp;Something old, something new. Something red, something sexually explicit with a border blue. Matt brings an Uber Minute and we expand on what one makes one rock hard versus rock open. The intro fun is short and sweet and then we seamlessly segway to a old, never released episode featuring Andrew, Tim, and Victoria where we play Ikea or Sex Toy. Laughs a plenty. From our corrupt hearts to your virgin ears. This episode is certified God Awful and a-maize-ing!&nbsp;Enjoy!

Listen to us getting weird!&nbsp;Something old, something new. Something red, something sexually explicit with a border blue. Matt brings an Uber Minute and we expand on what one makes one rock hard versus rock open. The intro fun is short and sweet and then we seamlessly segway to a old, never released episode featuring Andrew, Tim, and Victoria where we play Ikea or Sex Toy. Laughs a plenty. From our corrupt hearts to your virgin ears. This episode is certified God Awful and a-maize-ing!&nbsp;Enjoy!

Splorch Splice

Another episode of the God Awful Five Star Podcast is in the can! It's a real sausage fest on this episode. Matt shines more light on the plight of the Uber driver in another Uber Minute and we play a new game Working Title where the hosts have to guess a movie from a very obscure and short description. Phillip joins us and Producer Mike steps in behind the scenes. Check out our new Hat Tapic popup on www.godawfulnetwork.com and join the conversation!

Another episode of the God Awful Five Star Podcast is in the can! It's a real sausage fest on this episode. Matt shines more light on the plight of the Uber driver in another Uber Minute and we play a new game Working Title where the hosts have to guess a movie from a very obscure and short description. Phillip joins us and Producer Mike steps in behind the scenes. Check out our new Hat Tapic popup on www.godawfulnetwork.com and join the conversation!

Brolo Quatro

We did it again! Phillip, Tim and Victoria join us today. Matt gives a great Uber Minute where he assigns rap names to all the hosts and now features a hot new theme song. We play Hat Tapics and do some weird news stories. Like, Subscribe, and enjoy! We love you.News Links:<a target="_blank" href="https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/people-drinking-cockroach-milk--12612137">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/people-drinking-cockroach-milk--12612137</a><a target="_blank" href="https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/shock-pentagon-report-reveals-ufo-12606986">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/shock-pentagon-report-reveals-ufo-12606986</a><a target="_blank" href="https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/security-guard-films-ghost-haunting-12556784">https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/security-guard-films-ghost-haunting-12556784</a>

We did it again! Phillip, Tim and Victoria join us today. Matt gives a great Uber Minute where he assigns rap names to all the hosts and now features a hot new theme song. We play Hat Tapics and do some weird news stories. Like, Subscribe, and enjoy! We love you.News Links:https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/people-drinking-cockroach-milk--12612137https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/shock-pentagon-report-reveals-ufo-12606986https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/security-guard-films-ghost-haunting-12556784

Bug Chug

Happy birthday to Taylem! On our 40th episode we get the whole family together. Ike, Taylem, Tim, Victoria, Matt, Phillip and Andrew all join todays celebration. We do an Uber minute where Matt pitches us a new product to help cyclists survive and we play Real of Fake News. Then for a grand finale we have our live studio audience participate in What's In My Mouth! It's a mess of an episode, but the fun punctures through the airwaves and we God Awful Guarantee you will laugh and smile with us. Like, Subscribe and send us an email for Taylem's birthday. We want to hear from you. Enjoy! godawfulnetwork@gmail.com

Happy birthday to Taylem! On our 40th episode we get the whole family together. Ike, Taylem, Tim, Victoria, Matt, Phillip and Andrew all join todays celebration. We do an Uber minute where Matt pitches us a new product to help cyclists survive and we play Real of Fake News. Then for a grand finale we have our live studio audience participate in What's In My Mouth! It's a mess of an episode, but the fun punctures through the airwaves and we God Awful Guarantee you will laugh and smile with us. Like, Subscribe and send us an email for Taylem's birthday. We want to hear from you. Enjoy! godawfulnetwork@gmail.com

Birth Bomb

We have a Smurf on the show? Today's Urban Dictionary game teaches us what that means so listen to impress your friends. Phillip joins us for his first God Awful Five Star experience and he fit right in. Matt brings some more Uber Minutes and we play a big round of Hat Tapics. Keep sending them in.&nbsp;Like and Subscribe. We love you! <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fdevelopers.facebook.com%2Fdocs%2Fplugins%2F&amp;src=sdkpreparse" class="fb-xfbml-parse-ignore">Share</a>

We have a Smurf on the show? Today's Urban Dictionary game teaches us what that means so listen to impress your friends. Phillip joins us for his first God Awful Five Star experience and he fit right in. Matt brings some more Uber Minutes and we play a big round of Hat Tapics. Keep sending them in.&nbsp;Like and Subscribe. We love you! Share

Thunder Clap

Matt is officially spending too much time alone in his car. He talks tree meat in his Uber minute this week. What is tree meat? Listen and find out. We also play the Urban Dictionary Game with Tim vs Victoria vs Taylem for our new Timmy Trophy. Like and Subscribe. We love you! <a target="_blank" href="https://www.facebook.com/sharer/sharer.php?u=https%3A%2F%2Fdevelopers.facebook.com%2Fdocs%2Fplugins%2F&amp;src=sdkpreparse" class="fb-xfbml-parse-ignore">Share</a>

Matt is officially spending too much time alone in his car. He talks tree meat in his Uber minute this week. What is tree meat? Listen and find out. We also play the Urban Dictionary Game with Tim vs Victoria vs Taylem for our new Timmy Trophy. Like and Subscribe. We love you! Share

Ironic Tonic

We play some Hat Tapics with Andrew today as well as a new game made up by Matt. What? Matt made content? It worked out great too. What a world. It is the Urban Dictionary game and you will enjoy it. God Awful Five Star Life!

We play some Hat Tapics with Andrew today as well as a new game made up by Matt. What? Matt made content? It worked out great too. What a world. It is the Urban Dictionary game and you will enjoy it. God Awful Five Star Life!

Urban Bourbon

The GodAwful Podcast is the one stop shop for all of Matt and Taylem's brain vomits. Collectively we have committed millions of hours of media to our memories. What are two bored guys to do with such vast useless knowledge and experiences? Talk about whatever comes to mind. However, make no mistake, we create god awful podcasts and strive that through the charmless chaos are a few moments of brilliance that will tickle your fancy.

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