In this week's episode, we turn our Thotty gazes to the future! As we put season 3 to rest, we ask ourselves the hard questions: what do we want, and when do we want it? Do we think about our futures or do we focus on the present? And who, and what, are we working toward? We take our first steps with our classic Swipe Right, Swipe Left, we lube you up with audience Impure Thots, and for dessert we say thank you so much, bbs!  SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoTommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

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The Future is Gay as Hell

Your fave Hotty Thotties are back again to blow your bi-bi-binaries! This week we explore the full spectrum of desire and sexuality, asking ourselves how rigid we are in our fully Thot-tastic lives, hearts, bedrooms, and dreams!We blast off with one of our fiery classics, our esteemed guest thot Ashley C Ford regales us with one of her Thotties moments, and for dessert we live our lives like they're golden! SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoTommy: twitter.com/ismashfizzle

Baby, Bi, Bi, Bi (feat. Ashley Ford!)

Hello from the good Thots of Portland, OR! In our rabble-rousing show at Portland's inaugural Listen Up Podcast Festival, we dive deep into relationships, situationships, and we ask each other: can intimacy include distance? We start by fluffing your nutter-butters with our Thot classic Homonym, Fran drags us between the ballet and the bedroom, and for dessert we make a reasonable request!  SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsAlex: twitter.com/LSDiPalma

Insignificant Others, Part 2

Switching things up because we, too, are militantly vers, the Hot Thotties bring you a full episode of Penny for Your Thots! We answer your questions about love, sex, the Thotty Politic, and everything else— and offer a cute disclaimer: get a second opinion! Like any good top we open you up with a cute rendition of Top Secret, and for dessert we bring you some bird-ass binches!  SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoTommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

Don't Listen to Us

Ur fave tater Thots are back and this week, we talk all things crush! Who stole or hearts first? How do we cope with the pain and pleasure of ending someone oh so badly? We're back to remind you, just as spring heats up, to never worry--it's just a lil crush, bb! We steam your lattes with our evergreen classic Swipe Right, Swipe Left, we offer messy advice as Certified Thots, and for dessert we show off some ink! SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoTommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

Crushed It

My queens! We aren’t returning to the studio just yet, but thanks to Spotify and Gay Star News’ Digital Pride festival, we are bringing you back an oldie but a goodie for the festival theme: 'tackling loneliness and isolation.'As queer people, we get to choose our [ triggering romantic situations and morally compromising gay clubs that set us into a depressive episode ]. In our loneliness, lies room for growth. In our aloneness, lies power and self-discovery. Today’s rerun on Queer Loneliness is much-needed as the seasons change, and we hope it fills yr void.Also in this episode, we play a classic game of Top Secret (featuring Cardi B, Oprah, and Olivia Pope). And! Joe O the Science Ho is back in the stood taking us on a thot-ful journey through his West Coast Tour.Live tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoRelease date: 5 May 2019

Listen Again: We Are Not Lonely, We Just Hate People

Two waves of murders, 40 years apart. Who’s killing men in Toronto’s gay community and why are they getting away with it? The latest season of Uncover from CBC Podcasts is out now: cbc.ca/uncover

Introducing Uncover: The Village

Fender bender, or gender bender? The Thots discuss our earliest gender bending moments, our relationships to boxers vs briefs, and the battles we fought to affirm our genders, before surrendering the white flag (ie. briefs!). When, and how, did we find permission to walk away from our earliest notions of conforming to gender?   We slice your cakes with a lil Swipe Right, Swipe Left, our most favorite Girl-Boy Thot regales us with tales of Thotting in the rain, and for dessert we add a lil power to ur puffs! SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoAlok: twitter.com/Alokvmenon

Bye, Bye, Binary! (feat. Alok Vaid-Menon!)

In true queer fam style, the Thots take you for an intimate hand-holding stroll down friendship lane. What makes a best friend, how deep does friendship go, and does queer friendship mean anything different from anything else? What are the promises we hold and keep?   We rev your engines with a lil hoetry in these Twitter streets, our poverty-line vers Thot of all Thots gives us sugar, spice, and everything nice, and for dessert we preach to the choir! SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDanez: twitter.com/Danez_Smif Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoAngel: twitter.com/AngelNafis

You a Bad Girl and Your Friends Bad Too (feat. Danez Smith and Angel Nafis!)

Age, sex, location, bb! From dial-up to digital, chat rooms to dating apps, the Thots explore the internet! We probe every corner of the 'net for first porn experiences, earliest AIM screen names, and primitive illicit searches for online queer community—before we knew we were queers! We're off to the races by pushing Florida out of the non-binary closet, our Heaux of Honor, Dylan Marron, assures us that in fact, Glenn Close is a great Mom, and for dessert Angelica Houston invites you into her coven.SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoDylan: twitter.com/DylanMarron

The Great and Terrible Internet (feat. Dylan Marron!)

In celebration of the iconic golden man, and the gayest heaux-li-day of the year, we travel cross-country to Hollywood in search of the three Gs—glitz, glamour, and Glenn! Once on set, we ask the biggest question of the year: Mary Queen of Scots, or Mary Queen of Thots?  We'll whet your palettes with a lil swipe right, swipe left, La La Land style, we affirm you in your creative dreams, and for dessert we thank our lucky Starz for something made for us, by us!SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoSteven: twitter.com/StevenCanals

The Thots Go to Hollywood (feat. Steven Canals!)

Roses are red, violets are blue, these heauxs are Thotty, and so are YOU! In our LIVE Galentine's Gay Special, your fave sweet tarts discuss and disclose our various situation-ships, our dysfunctions and desires, and why our messy selves love a situation!    We start your engines with the queer multiple choice game of your wet dreams, we answer your messiest, nastiest, Thottiest questions, and for dessert we get a lil help pulling your sword from our stones.SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoTommy: twitter.com/heyteebs

Insignificant Others ?

Get yr passports ready binches, these heaux are cumming on the road! Ur favorite Thotties explore what it means to be a ho on the go, and protecting, projecting, and loving our queer selves as we take on trains, planes, cabs, and carriages!     As always we hit the ground running with our ridiculous word romp Homo-nym, ya gurl Den is the real third wheel, and for dessert we teach a lil course called "Beading 101".  SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpod Troll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpod DM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldenden Joe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoe Fran: twitter.com/fransquishcoTommy: twitter.com/heyteebsRelease date: 10 Feb 2019

Ho in the Area Code

Are you there, God, it's me—Mario Lopez! Craving deeper exploration, the Thots examine the roots of our own body goals, the physiques that captivate us, and loving our body-ody-odies so we can find the boyfriend...within? ;-)   We get things going by swiping right or left on Dumplins, Louis Vuitton embroidered bibs, and dreamy Hollywood Thotties, and for dessert we revel in some royal girl-on-girl lovin'!  SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoGuy: twitter.com/guybranum

Get Me Bodied (feat. Guy Branum!)

Are you there, God, it's me—Mario Lopez! Craving deeper exploration, the Thots examine the roots of our own body goals, the physiques that captivate us, and loving our body-ody-odies so we can find the boyfriend...within? ;-)   We get things going by swiping right or left on Dumplins, Louis Vuitton embroidered bibs, and dreamy Hollywood Thotties, and for dessert we revel in some royal girl-on-girl lovin'!  SHOW NOTES: food4thotpodcast.com/newsletterLive tweet the episode: twitter.com/food4thotpodTroll us on Facebook: facebook.com/food4thotpodDM us on Insta: instagram.com/gayslutswhoreadDennis: twitter.com/theearldendenJoe: twitter.com/reluctantlyjoeFran: twitter.com/fransquishcoGuy: twitter.com/guybranum

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