Bryan and Chris return...for the final time, kind of. They begin by explaining the changes coming to Everyone’s Gay and what might be coming in the future. Next they do a full retrospective on their favorite past episodes of the show. Next they play a round of “Cock It Or Block It”. Then they read some heart felt messages from listeners. Finally they end the show with one last listener email.

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Bryan and Chris are ready for Christmas and aren’t watching the Hallmark Channel this year. They start by discussing Hallmark’s decision to pull an LGBTQ focused Zola commercial and the network’s sudden back pedal vow to be more inclusive in their content. Then Chris pitches a gay Hallmark movie of his own. Next they talk about Netflix’s backlash about a foreign gay Jesus film. Then they play a holiday edition of “Cock It Or Block It”. Finally a listener writes in wondering how to handle a sticky situation with a married man.

The Everyone’s Gay Hallmark Original Christmas Extravaganza

Bryan and Chris start the show with their Spotify year-in-review lists and a conversation about the songs of the year. Next, they talk about the Merriam-Webster dictionary making “they” the word of the year. Plus, they tell us which celebrity’s dad came out as gay this week, including a strange public comparison he made about his struggle. They talk about the weirdest new YouTube video trend: GaySMR. They play us some examples of GaySMR and tell us whether or not they understand the fad. They play a game of Cock It or Block It, leading to a debate about Baby Yoda. Then they close things out with an announcement about the show.

GaySMR Is A Thing Now

Bryan and Chris are back from their Thanksgiving travels. They start by talking about Gabrielle Union’s week of drama surrounding the Instagram criticism of her gay son and racial mistreatment at “America’s Got Talent”. Next they discuss whether or not it’s possible to be friends with an ex. Later they play cock it or block it and discuss Dakota Johnson’s uncomfortable “Ellen” appearance. Finally a listener writes in wondering how to attract a third sexual partner into his relationship with his boyfriend.

Can I Ever Be Friends With My Ex?

Bryan and Chris get this holiday edition of the show started with a revenge story about a homophobic mom and a secret meatloaf recipe. They talk about Pete Davidson’s confusing sex appeal and a confession he made about masturbating to a certain male celebrity. Next, they talk about Sam Smith sharing that they used to feel the need to butch it up early in their career and where that pressure came from. Why are gay artists still getting pressured to stay in the closet? Plus, they react to Kim Kardashian’s makeup artist coming out at the age of 37. They play a game of Thanksgiving-themed Cock It or Block It, which leads to a conversation about partying the night before the holiday. Then a listener writes in to ask if he should come clean about the feelings he has for a friend that may or may not be in the closet, which leads to a similar story from Chris about a former crush. They finish the show with advice for how to express your feelings for someone, despite the potential consequences.

The Best Thanksgiving Dish? Revenge.

Bryan and Chris return in the midst of Chris’ high profile credit debt lawsuit. They begin by talking about the Grammy nominations and the chances that Lizzo could take home the Best New Artist hardware. Next Bryan gives a quick recap on what’s going on with the impeachment audience while Chris takes a nap. Later Chris recaps his weekend at Bravocon and the boys play a round of cock it or block it. They close the show by solving a relationship crisis sent in by a listener.

Venmo @FatCarrieBradshaw

Bryan and Chris are back and they are pissed at Madonna. They start by discussing the icon’s chronic lateness on her tour and the fans that are suing her for it. Next, a listener writes in wondering how to be comfortable being less masculine. Later, they are joined by BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon to discuss RuPaul’s Drag Race, their new touring show All I Want For Christmas Is Attention, and play a round of Cock It or Block It.

Hoe, Hoe, Hoe Ft. BenDeLaCreme and Jinkx Monsoon

Bryan and Chris are back and they’re botox curious. At 8:50 they discuss potential plastic surgery work they would get done. At 11:00 they discuss the anti trans controversy surrounding Rosario Dawson. At 19:10 they discuss the surge in LGBTQ members winning elections for public office. At 25:30 they discuss the women that made them realize they were gay when they were younger. At 37:00 they play a round of cock it or block it. At 41:40 a listener writes in wondering how to find out her significant other’s true feelings in a long distance relationship.

Why Is Rosario Dawson Being Sued By A Trans Person?

Bryan and Chris are on their own this week. They start by discussing a new poll that asked Americans if they would be ready for a gay President. At 8:45 they discuss a police officer who was fired for being gay. At 12:40 they discuss the frustrating lack of etiquette regarding “Great British Bake Off” spoilers. At 18:30 they play a round of “Cock It or Block It”. At 23:30 a listener writes in wondering how to shadily deal with an unfriendly neighbor parking in a spot they aren’t supposed to. At 33:10 a listener writes in wondering how to prepare for bottoming.

Tips To Prepare For Bottoming

Bryan and Chris return for a very spooky Halloween episode. At 4:50 they discuss Miley Cyrus’s ignorant Instagram live joke. At 12:40 they play a Halloween edition of Cock It Or Block It”. At 23:00 they’re joined by artist, musician and Bryan’s best friend, Catey Shaw. They talk about the origin of Bryan and Catey’s friendship, how her marriage to a man affects the perception of her bisexuality, and her vape pen company, Shade. At 31:40 a listener writes in wondering what to do after feeling discriminated against by the family of a friend who’s about to get married.

How To Be Bi In a Hetero Relationship Ft. Catey Shaw

Bryan and Chris are sick of each other. With a busy schedule of making sketches and recording the podcast, they have spent practically every minute of the week together. At 6:00 Bryan discusses his journey back from Gay Massachusetts. At 9:40 they discuss what they would like to do with their bodies once they die. At 14:30 they are joined by Sasha Velour to discuss SNL paying homage to her, the Judy Garland biopic, and her upcoming “Smoke And Mirrors” tour. At 38:34 a listener writes in looking for advice on how to be a better ally.

So Emotional Ft. Sasha Velour

Bryan and Chris return with a stunning confession for the listeners, they’re sluts for Christmas. At 6:20 they discuss the tell all book about “The View” and Chris admits his new ambition is to be one of the ladies on the show. At 16:15 they discuss a new study investigating income averages for LGBTQ working professionals in the US. At 24:00 they discuss Kim Petris/ Dr. Luke songwriting controversy. At 32:20 they talk about Ellen DeGeneres sitting next to George W Bush at the Dallas Cowboys game. At 40:40 they play a round of cock it or block it. At 51:10 a listener writes in wondering how to help a married friend come out of the closet. To contact The Trevor Project’s suicide hotline call 1-866-488-7386

Is Ellen Too Rich To Make Sense Anymore?

Bryan and Chris were in Fire Island together this weekend and start the show with a recap of what went down. Plus, Chris tells us how he’d want his own funeral to be planned and shares what he learned about Siegfried and Roy’s relationship behind closed doors. At 9:45 they’re joined by YouTube star Amy Ordman to talk about her new podcast Dating Straight. They start with her move from Australia to Los Angeles to pursue her dream of becoming a YouTuber, chat about her first viral video, and how they deal with trolls. They also discuss the differences between gay, straight and lesbian relationships. At 31:05 they play a round of Cock It or Block It, which leads to a conversation about makeup tutorials. At 36:00 a listener reaches out for advice with a recent breakup and asks if it’s normal to expect the “white picket fence” at a young age.

Lions, Tigers & Lesbians Ft. Amy Ordman

Chris and Bryan are back for an episode months in the making. They start by discussing Chris saving the life of a poor elderly man on the train. At 4:00 they talk about the most popular gay porn searches in America by state. At 13:25 they’re joined by Queer Eye’s legendary Jonathan Van Ness. JVN talks Elizabeth Warren, the study that proves undetectable HIV means untransmittable, his new book and the first time he ever saw a dick. At 34:55 they play a round of Cock It Or Block It. At 37:45 a listener writes in wondering if it’s ok for straight girls to refer to their LGBTQ friends as “their gays”.

The One With JVN ft. Jonathan Van Ness

Bryan and Chris kick things off with a review of J.Lo’s new movie Hustlers and discuss the moment Keke Palmer is having right now. They also update us on Bryan’s new puppy Betty and recap Madonna’s performance in Brooklyn. At 29:25 they’re joined by singer/songwriter Justin Utley to talk about the dangers of conversion therapy, resigning from the Mormon faith, and the release of his third studio album Scars. At 46:40 they play Cock It or Block It, including American Idol, a cappella groups, and Stagecoach. At 58:35 a listener writes in looking for advice about how to meet new guys in a small gay scene.

Who Does Madonna Think She Is?

Everyone’s Gay is a no filter podcast by Betches Media that covers LGBTQA relationships, sex and lifestyle with occasional pop culture analysis. Unlike other "gay" podcasts, Everyone's Gay is not toned down for a squeamish straight audience. Instead, your hilarious hosts, Chris Burns and Bryan Russell Smith, provide a real look at all things homosexual in a funny, informative way that will delight gay audiences (and interested breeders). For more content, follow @everyonesgay on Instagram.

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